anon meme.

Because maybe I haven't been gone long enough for everyone to completely forget about me. HI, HELLO, MY NAME IS JAZLYN AND I SWEAR I'M STILL ALIVE! It has been almost a month since my last real update about things that matter and are not faces that belong to the Jonas Brothers and/or Jared Padalecki. (Speaking of those Jonas Brothers, KEVIN JONAS AND HIS HAPPY MARRIED FACE! HI! I definitely did not spend most of my Saturday stalking twitter for gossip! (Except for that time when I totally, totally DID and LIKED IT.))

My life has consisted mostly of these things: OMG, I'M DEATHLY ILL! OMG, I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY CLASSES EVER! OMG, I HATE BOYS! OMG, WHEN IS WINTER BREAK! OMG, WHEN DID IT BECOME 3 AM! (And currently, my life consists of OMG, WHY AM I NOT PACKING!) Basically, the usual.

I (and the rest of the saxes) took Patrick to Hooters on Friday night and it was glorious and Alexandria came to visit from Texas and I spent the night watching movies and making gingerbread houses and eating popcorn with peanut m&ms with her and Samia and today, I did laundry. And then went out to dinner with Samia. And then did more laundry. Didn't you MISS hearing about my life? DIRTY UNDERWEAR AND FOOD. MMMMMMM MM GOOD.

On the school front, I will literally cry and beg for extra credit in AlgII. I am that desperate. I am not losing my 4.0 for ANYTHING. NOTHING WILL STAND IN MY WAY. Does that sound like I'm near a psychotic break? BECAUSE IT IS POSSIBLE THAT I MAY BE.

I have been out of school for three days and that feeling of anxiousness, like there's something I'm forgetting or something due has still not left me. I feel so HEAVY and NERVOUS about things that I can't even do anything about! What the hell! (I know you're upset and everything, Jaz, but can't you just take a percoset? Is there anyone who's going to get that one? Bueller? Bueller? OKAY FINE I'LL STOP.)

UM. I think that's it. Hi! How are you guys? I have been reading everything, but maybe you want to tell me something? I WILL SCREEN COMMENTS JUST IN CASE.

I HAVE TO FINISH PACKING NOW, OKAY, GOODBYE.

(P.S. impala_chick, I GOT YOUR CAAAAARD! THANK YOU SO MUCH! I LOVE YOU!)